Bought something really interesting last week...

Ooooooh... i love surprises! And so, i bought it without thinking to give my bf!

There... Being forced to take a photo in the middle of the carpark. Hehe.

Now... Check out the instruction at the back...

1. Break the water bag inside the gift with both hands completely.


2. Shake the gift a few seconds, then throw it away. (Not dusbin lah, DUH.)
   
3. Wait for a few seconds, you will get a surprise gift!

I told him to play it at home so the brothers can see too! But the thought of it "Exploding", we decided to try it at the void deck. At a corner with some construction stuffs lying around.

At first, nothing really happen. After picking it up and pressing it (fearing it might explode on his hand) a few times, the bag started to 'grow'.

BOMB!

The result...

TADAHHHH!!!

HEHEHE.

And Then The Fight Started...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting

about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some
place expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my
driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go
home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing
my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is
proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your
pants. You might have gotten for the disability, too.'

And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up
those many years ago,
and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He
said, "Aren't you
worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not
happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I
look old, fat
and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your
eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for
$14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her
the beer would make her
look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started....
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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told
her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday

and then the fight started.....
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at
3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman,
bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap.
That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed; scared
and naked jumped out the window.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush
and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And then the fight started.....
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Saturday morning he got up early, quietly dressed, made lunch,
grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. He hooked up
the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so he pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and
discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
he went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed.

He cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
His loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid
husband is out fishing in that?'

And then the fight started ...
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It
warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said..
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me
this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

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Save the best for the last aye? Heh heh.

FLIRT

(noun) playful behavior intended to arouse sexual interestsynonyms : coquetry , dalliance , flirtation , flirting , toying

(noun) a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit mensynonyms : coquette , minx , prickteaser , tease , vamp , vamper
Richa was a coquette. -added by naila_inlas

(verb) talk or behave amorously, without serious intentions
"The guys always try to chat up the new secretaries", "My husband never flirts with other women"synonyms : butterfly , chat up , coquet , coquette , dally , mash , philander , romance

(verb) behave carelessly or indifferently
"Play about with a young girl's affection"synonyms : dally , play , toy

The truth about Mcdonald Fries...



Crazy huh.

And why am i still here?

Check this out!



HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Cute lah, cute.

I'm serious about going for aesthetic surgery for my keroid scars.

Tried all kinds of ways from skin centre, but to no avail.

"Treatment of keloids. Surgical removal is seldom if ever used to treat keloids. A person whose skin has a tendency to form keloids from acne damage may also form keloids in response to skin surgery. Sometimes keloids are treated by injecting steroid drugs into the skin around the keloid. Topical retinoic acid may be applied directly on the keloid. In some cases the best treatment for keloids in a highly susceptible person is no treatment at all"

Thats so depressing.

Nonetheless, i'm gonna email to some clinics, hoping to get some good news.

Watched SERBIS, our first R21 movie at ThePictureHouse. HEH. And the first time i can actually count how many people were there without using my fingers, there were 5. One couple, a lady and two uncles (One kept on stretching his arms. Maybe he's right arm was having cramps after.....) Partly because the movie is at 11.45am. HAHA. The movie was so-so. Got abit boring as the story revolves around the same place. But Carls Jr and Shopping was great! Bought dear a nice fossil belt too! :D

Happy Ching!

But then again, its Monday AGAIN. :(

Two glasses of Tequila, ready to sleep.

I'm super damn pissed now.

It all started with me wanting to book movie tickets at Cathay. :(

My bf told me he'll be booking out at 5pm today. Thus, i decided to book a late night movie at Cathay. When i was at the bus stop, my bf msg me that he'll be singing K with his family at 9pm because its her Birthday. I know, but i didn't expect it to be so late! Even if booking the movie at 1am is also abit risky. I decided to alight at Bukit Panjang and board a bus back. I wrapped her gift nicely and even brought out. And so, i loitered at Lot 1. My bf say he might not be able to book out at 5pm sharp. I end up buying stuffs from SASA and VOGUE.

Ok. Being already pissed that everything is not going well, i managed to find a few nice dresses from VOGUE. 3 colours for the same design. I can't decide on whether to get the Black or Yellow. And so the CHINA salesgirl told me that its TWO for $50. After a few rounds of trying on and removing, another salesgirl told me that she'll give me A tube or leggings if i buy TWO (Because actually its Buy 3 Free 1) So, i settled on getting TWO and proceed to choose the leggings.

Then, i saw some stockings hanged on the wall. I asked if i could take that instead. She said can't but she'll give me the leggings still and charge me $10 for the stocking. So i'm like... sure.

Time for payment. She total everything to $70. "Wait a min. I thought it should be $60?", thinking that she made a mistake or whatsoever. She said no..

She: "The TWO dress will be $60, the stocking $10, so total $70."
Me: "You said TWO dress for $50 just now."
She: " Ya.. but now you got the legging."
Me: "But you said you will give me a free legging/tube if i buy two."
She: " That two dress will be original price if you get the free legging, because its actually is buy 3 get 1 free"
Me: "Then you shouldn't tell me its free when i want to buy TWO. Now isn't it count as purchasing it?"

Another salesgirl still can add on that the legging is easy to match with any clothes, when i said i don't want it.

ASSHOLES.

Come to think of it, she SHOULD give me the legging since its BUY 3 GET 1 FREE. But i wouldn't want to go back to that shop anymore. This will be my FIRST and LAST. I think they will close down soon anyway. Their clothes are freaking expensive! My mom told me i should have left the shop since i have not purchase anything yet.

I was so pissed when i left the shop. And my Bf still not out YET.

SO, I went straight home!

And now i'm so hungry, i'm waiting for my dad to finish watching movie on his computer to have dinner together. Here i am, munching on Calbee, still PISSED.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*For your info, VOGUE is located beside PIZZAHUT.

Last week, a little girl offered her seat to me on Mrt.

I'm alighting at Outram, which is only one stop away from Chinatown (My workplace). The girl stood up and held on to the pole, look at me while offering the seat, smiling. I turned to Hana immediately. "WTF. DO I LOOK PREGNANT?" Must be that babydoll top which mislead the kids to think that way, or i look motherly...but STILL? The fact that she's like sitting behind me (quite a distance, not infront), at the 'two sitter' seats and the cabin was not crowded.... GEES?

Today, watched My Bloody Valentine 3D with my bf. We sat right at the top left hand corner couple seat, A1 A2. As usual i took off my slippers and made myself at home. Movie ended. While waiting at the traffic lights outside CATHAY, i felt some discomfort at my feet. I look down and pressed his arms HARD...

"MY SLIPPERS ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE!"

I never thought this will happen to me. As stupid as it look, i switched them right on the spot, awkwardly.Happen to hear some guy laughter at the back but praying hard i'm not the target. Well, at least i didn't wear the same side of the slipper out of the house. Yes, this will happen to you if you have several same colour of slippers at home. Which happen to my honourable bf. Tsk tsk tsk.

What's next?

Ohhhhh....~ I can't wait.