Trip to Thailand...

Investigations are under way into the bomb that exploded in southern Thailand Thursday, killing at least 6 and wounding more than 40 people. Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra has blamed relatives of wanted insurgent leaders for the bomb that exploded in a hotel parking lot.

WE were shoooo~~~ damn luckie to leave earlie.We left 1hr be4 e BOMB exploded in e mysteric car.We left at 6pm.It exploded at ard 7pm.All thanks to me.Pa's bad company wanted him to stay one more dae.I was damn furious.Ma alzo.

Dey: "Stay one more dae lar?" *Dey luk at me wib innocent eyes...* PUI!

and i replied...

Me: "Dun wan.U sae u wan us pei Grandma de.So i stayed longer.If not i go back s'pore wib kor le."

Pa BWG.He's kinda xia xuay dere.BUTT,I heck.

Pa: "Go take ur stuffs at e hotel."

And so...YEAH I succeeded!!! hiak hiakx.

Thailand reallie left me bad impressions twice...and why izzit so?

1.PUBS.

Walking on da street reallie makes me feels like a Thailand,Chinese-based prositutes as ah go go pubs (where dey hab stripteasers n deafening technos) and duck modeling are everie where.Dun bee mistaken...Duck modeling iz not fer women.It'z fer guys to go in,and BOOK a gal of his choice fer a dae.And whether deres ani one-night-stand?Dat'z e gal decision den... hiak hiak hiak...How do i noe?Cuz da "Bad Companies" of Pa hab book be4 durin our trip.


Dis iz da "Jockey club".I sat dere at da purple circle.Da strippers will be on da stage on da right.White dot iz deir poll.And deres da DJ where he'll play DEAFening Technos.I'm lazie to draw da second floor which r fer VIPS i went on da second dae.See if i got da tyme ornot.

And yes,i went into both places.Luking at e stripteasers shaking deir assets cum bons bons on da stage juz make me feel worst.Aka,embarrassed.Pa kept tellin ppl dat i'm onli 17.I feel sho stooopid sitting dere, drinking coka cola,while da rest drank vodka n serious stuffs.oh ya,I drank 4 bottles da first dae.E stripeteasers will strip when e audiences gib tips to dem.20 baht fer top and 40 baht to strip all.One word,CHEAP.Butt,tink dey bo bian de...some so young sumore.Buden,some were reallie chio i tell u. *DrOoLs*


Dis iz da "Duck Modelling ".Dere,black circle fer empty seats,da purple circle iz where i'm sitting and da two guys are in blue n green circle.Da blue one iz booking.He finallie settled on da one in pink circle at da 2nd left.Oh well,not bad lar.She's da most acceptable among da rest.Hahax!!!

Whereas fer e duck modelling place,i sat inside cux da "bad companies" noe e boss.Oh yah...actuallie,e boss own e whole stretch of da streets iz by some finiancial help frm e "bad companies" last tyme.He make it shoo~ big thanks ta e guys. *Wadeva.* One Thai gal asked me whether i worked dere.I was like... o__o. No! i waved moi hands like an idiot.Haax!!!I ate 9 guay pisang inside and drank deir tea.Den,some guys came in.Fwah,e one whu iz goin ta book da gals sat infront of me.i turn back,and wib claps frm e manager,all e gals who are available now rushed to e chairs placed neatly on da left.Perhaps e guys tot no one noes cantonese dere,he spoke quite loudly.Hahahaa...oh yah...i'm a cantonese u noe? *lolx* so,i was all along listening to dem.Perhaps,i tink dey tot i'm one of da prositutes bah. *Choi* Ya...finallie he chose one n left.And so...e gals scatter awaie after dat. Interesting huh? :D


2.Hotel


Da blue "H" iz Betong Merlin Hotel.While e circled neon iz where e "Jockey Club" and "Duck Modelling" iz situated. Hahax.


Yeapx...i slpt at da one nearer ta de window.Althou lu abit old fashion likdat...butt,Mai hiam lar...it iz rated as 1st class de neh. *lolx*

I got prove kie...!!! Here loR...

http://reservation.morechiangmaihotel.com/new_hotelmoreinfo.cfm?thotelid=643&hotel643&goodstype=HT

Da hotel which iz located near those pubs,especially da one i'm staying in,"Betong Merlin Hotel",u can hear intensive MOANING cum SCREAMING desperately everiewae in THAI at e doorsteps.u can hear it in da own rm too.Bleahx.Ya...Thai women speaks VERI loud fer ur info...I kept feelin dat de bed iz dirtie.U get wad i mean?lolx.And ya...i hate deir Bath Tubs.It'z slightly steep at de back which we will slip n fall like hell if u step on it (accompany wib soapy soap.Dat'z even more likely u will fall.).And true enuff,moi dad fell wib a loud thud. *Ouch...* Well,it'z not farnie at all.Wad if moi dad break his back bones? Liewx...Yah...exactly.And,i fell once be4 at da hotel in thailand last tyme.Izzit all bath tubs in thailand hotel luk like dis?How Pathetic.

3.Ancient MassaRge

I've tried e Hotel Thailand ancient massaRge cux of moi ma.(i actuallie wan go sauna n jacuzzi de... *Sigh* ) It cost 60 rm.Which means spore $30? I'm not too sure...i was kinda mix up cux dey sumtymes pay by Baht sumtymes by Ringgit.And...i tot i was onli some kind of simple massaRge which we no need to undress n stuffs.And da outcum?

The BLARDY women ask me to undress.I hab no choice.......butt to obey.

T___T *SOBX*

WAH piang...dis iz da first tyme i naked infront of a stranger sia...even Ma haben see be4.And guess wad?She actuallie saes i hab a nice breast n butt.On da spot,i feel like stabbing her wib a super sharp knife continiously until e rm iz flooded wib her RED blood.I was suuuuper embarrassed right infront of her.Life do suxs.

Oh well..different countries hab their own different waes of life lar...canot likedat discriminate dem de...well...muz respect deir life eh? :)

Thailand iz not dat bad lar.Da ppl dere are Beri Beri friendly.And i mean.VERI.

1.Married?

Da sercurity guard at e hotel asked moi ma whether i'm married.

S.G: "U luk sho young...are ur daugther married?I'm not yet. :D"

Dat'z wad moi ma told me after we left e hotel one dae...Wtf...

2.Smiles!

Smiles can be seen everiewhere u go.Dey smile at u if sees eye to eyes as a form of courtesy.And i felt kinda good.Hmmz,perhaps cux dey can see dat we r not thailandnist?Okie...well,in S'pore,trie smilling to everieone.U might get Sued fer nuthing on da spot. *lolx*

3.FOOD!!!


I hab breakfast here on da following morning.Dim Sum...!!!

Definitely i LOVE deir food.Especially TOM YUM fish.Fwah....~ u cant reallie taste dat in S'pore.It'z reallie Sour n spicy.Mmmmmm. *YumMIe*

Sumtink extra to share wib u all...


And yeapx...dis iz one of e attraction dere.It'z da biggest letter post in thailand.Saw dat near muh hotel.And i was even more shocked to see one at a wide n well-groomed garden wib a HUMONGOUS one standing dere when our "Tut Tut" passed by.It'z a statue of da letter post.And it'z like...ard 10th floors?Dunoe.Perhaps taller den dat?Hmmm...and hey...it reallie luks like a dick.<- brought up by moi Pa's fren de worx...

Ya...so,Thailand got deir GOOD n BAD...

Update more if i got da tyme... *heh* gotta meet buddies later.Wait late.Oh well,gonna be late ANIwae. Hahaax!!!

-Bye-